Film·2011·NC-17·2h 8m

XXX Parody of The only way is Essex. Kai has arranged to meet his girlfriend Stacey at a respected establishment in 'Bentwood' for Valentines Day. Stacey's out of luck if she thinks lover boy is gonna spend more than 2 on a rose he picked up from a street vendor - which he doesn't disappoint. Back at Nanna Carol's house in 'Rumpford' we join Kai & Stacey chilling out. Nanna Carol asks Stacey to zip down to the 'offie' as she is all out of fags.