Tim concocts a false personal history about being a refugee in order to receive free meals, but quickly becomes tangled in a web of deceit.

Tim's mother suggests that he get married in order to avoid deportation. After a failed attempt at internet dating, he meets Clara and invites her to an art exhibition by his old enemy, Kiefer.

Tim's deportation is averted when it is discovered he has British ancestry, but his encounter with Great Uncle Thomas (David Calder), does not go smoothly.